ファッションエディター亜利沙は銀座のコリドー街でひとり飲み。
「あぁ、またお酒飲んじゃった・・・」
声には出さず、唇だけ。声に出したら落ち込むはずだから。
「サングリアもいいけど、カバもどうだい?」
突然、声をかけてきたのは明るいチャコールグレーのスーツを着た男だった。
裏地はなく、夏用のサマースーツだ。
ボディラインに吸い付くようなシルエットは、おそらくオーダーであつらえたもの。
どことなく着こなしがブリティッシュ。
袖口を見ると本切羽仕様で、ボタンホールの糸を一箇所だけ色を変えている。
ボディラインに吸い付くようなシルエットは、おそらくオーダーであつらえたもの。
靴は・・・シンプルな黒のプレーントゥ。
トゥがぽってりしているところを見ると、SANDERS (サンダース)かしら。
渋谷、六本木の勘違い男のように、丈は短く、シルエットはとにかく細く、とんがった革靴をはく輩とは大違い。
この男、おしゃれをわかっているっ。
いつもなら、心の中で「うざいやつ」といいながら無視を決め込むものの、男の着こなしと紳士な雰囲気が気になり、相手と視線を絡めてしまった。そして何より、男が発したカバが気になり、反応してしまった。
「カバ?」
男はニヤっと笑い、「動物園にいるだろ?」。
私は心の中で「ん? 何言ってんの? この人バカ?」と呆然。
男は軽い調子で続ける。
「いま俺のことバカって思ったろ? ちがう俺が言ったのはカバだ。カバってのは、スペインのスパークリングワインのこと。ほれっ」
黄金のきらめきが湧きたつグラスをかかげ、こちらを見る男。
よく見ると、顔もなかなか。年齢は35といったところか。
「若い子がさっきから小難しい顔をしてたから、おじさんがくだらない話をしてやろうかと思ってさ。迷える子羊にアドバイスを授け、酒も与えるのが、酒場の大人の流儀だからな」
こちらが戸惑っている間に、男は話を勝手に進める。
「店員さんさ、ちょっとグラス1個くれるか? こんな時間に一人で飲んでいるってことは君はイケる口だろ? まぁ飲みなさい」
ぐっと出されるグラス。まるで天の川のように泡がきらめいている。
会釈して、手に取り、一口。
「あ、おいしいかも」
口から漏れる感想。
それを聞いた男は、くしゃくしゃっと笑ったのだ。
「少しは、表情がほぐれたな。よかったよかった。おれは隆弘。よろしく」
これが隆弘との出会いだ。
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Los cinco compañeros de Martin, incluido él, como querían terminar con la despedida
de soltero a lo grande, después de una prolongada fiesta con todos los
ingredientes que necesitaban, después de un día de opíparas comidas y con más
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más bien a la historia de sus jóvenes vidas. Como ninguno de
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encontraron todas eran mayores de 40 años. Era de suponer que estos debían atender a pensionistas que el gobierno de la nación, los había condenado casi a la indigencia,
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de 20 años, que los del club. Y encima, algunos ya no estaban para saltos de armario.
La que no tenia artrosis, había perdido el vello
de su chocho, como también los había que querían que se las tirase
algún joven que después de terminar volviese a empezar; y esto, aquellos pensionistas ya no lo lograban.
Cuando entraron en el local, que olía a perfume de bajo precio comprado en las tiendas chinas,
solamente quedaban 2 clientes tomando una consumición en el mostrador.
Casi era la hora de cerrar. El que llevaba más litros ingeridos
de agua de fuego, – como decían los indios americanos en las películas y refiriéndose al whisky – acercose a la dueña
del prostíbulo que estaba al final de la barra para preguntarle cuanto
les cobraría por cerrar la puerta del club, quedándose ellos solos con sus pupilas hasta que se cansasen. La dueña que ya arrastraba sus
60 años con más penas que glorias, le dijo que aquello les iba a costar 2.500€.- Ella sabía que ni
con una semana lo sacarían. Como los 2 clientes que allí había no llevaban idea de marcharse les ofreció
no cobrarles si se iban.
Ya con la puerta cerrada, y las luces exteriores también poniendo la música de maquina a todo volumen empezaron a
bailar con aquellas señoras que ejercían el oficio más antiguo de la humanidad y que tal como se
iba calentando el ambiente e igual que sus clientes acabaron bailando desnudas.
Incluso la muy veterana dueña se añadió a la fiesta.
La pobre, a la que ya se le caían los pechos como si
fueran peonzas, mantenía en buena conservación un culo como los que pintaron los clásicos hacia varios siglos.
Ella fue la que primero recibió en este la primera estocada de la noche.
Después, sus pupilas hicieron lo mismo. Cuando ya llevaban vaciadas más de media docena de botellas de champan, al más aguerrido de aquellos clientes.
Se le ocurrió la parida de la noche, eso sí,
que la actora de aquella escena se dejase fotografiar
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Nunca en su vida, tuvo una petición como aquella.
Todo y que había conocido a lo más florido de la especie humana.
Esta, en la única mesa que había en el club, y ayudándola a subir
en ella, para que no volcase la pobrecita, cumplió admirablemente con la petición de aquel cliente, aunque eso
sí, le costó un poco. Agachándose y en cuclillas encima de la mesa tanta fuerza, hizo que se le escapó un pedo más que memorable de raros olores, para después soltar la
gran cagada. Por detrás, el cliente de la petición pudo hacer varias fotos para la posteridad.
Todos los que allí pudieron observar aquella obra maestra,
… todos, aplaudieron a rabiar. Quizá de haber estado
allí el gran Dalí, hubiese podido pintar un lienzo posiblemente de
incalculable valor, por ser más bien único.
Una de las colegas de aquella, cargada de champan y más contenta que un ocho, como tenía necesidad, de hacerlo,
se ofreció a repetir la escena. Para que
todo quedase bien en las próximas fotos, entre dos sacaron la mesa por la puerta trasera en donde había una manguera con agua a presión y la lavaron.
Después, se repitió la esplendida escena. Subieron a la chica a la que la vejiga ya
la apretaba fuertemente esta casi no tuvo tiempo de agacharse,
se le escapó como un torrente toda la carga, tanto… que salpicó
al fotógrafo de turno que tenia detrás cámara en mano.
– el olor que deprendió tan fuerte era que al perfume de los chinos con que limpiaban el local,
lo barrió como un vendaval.
Esta vez, además de la manguera tuvieron que recurrir a la fregona
para recoger lo del suelo. Después en donde tiraban un litro de aquel liquido
perfumado chino, tuvieron que tirar 3 botellas de 1 litro.
Pasados más de 10 años de aquella noche con despedida de soltero a la que siguió la boda y posterior – mucho tiempo después
– divorcio. En el imaginario público, aun perduraba la célebre noche de las grandes cagadas.
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